© 2023 by John Roscoe Miles

Client Excerpts                             What Clients Are Saying

Anniversary celebration sentiment

 

"It's taken a lifetime, a cruel journey some may say, to never have loved but desperate to find love's way..."

"So many faces and dark lonely places - voices calling to love them more and I would, finally walking out, broken, knowing I'd walked that

road a thousand times before..."

"John...your written toast for Steve made the evening a great success-you stepped on all the right toes!"   Howard M.

"laughter, tears and smiles all around-having you read our love poem in person was priceless."         Cheryl and John S.

Wedding poem from bridesmaid to bride

"...we werent sure how people would respond to your prose, but the reception was fabulous, thanks to your very, very funny poem"   Peter C.

"A beach bunny temptress with fire in her eyes, she reduced unsavory suitors to toast, but of all the gifts a parent could give a young daughter, she liked drinking most..."

Corporate Executive's Roast

"when I found out I was supposed to give the toast, I about died. I've never stood up in front of a crowd and spoke... John, your wonderfully funny words helped me make it through this terrifying experience and it really helped my confidence"   Lorraine L.

"...it's got to be tough writing a message for a room full of strangers...but you pulled it off...funny funny stuff."        

Cheryl and John S.

"There were meetings and deadlines one after another, lesser men he was made to please, appeasing the whims of ruthless GM's, whose very life breath he would happily squeeze...but today, all is good in his fantasy world, after all it's a great time to be Steve, with mergers to consider, careers to fritter and an empty-headed board to deceive."

"65" Birthday Celebration

"He'd ridden into town back in the early 90's with his young wife Deb, a human road sign that said "yield"...an Arizona princess with a rapier wit, to her, men were like grapes to peel"
 

Fee structure & Custom Packages

Fee varies by project. We can work on a hourly rate or per project rate. Call or write with details about what you hope to accomplish and I'll tell you how much it will cost.

We are very affordable and satisfaction is absolutely guaranteed.

First of all, I respect that you probably have a budget. More importantly, we all have different opinions as to what draws us to a particular prose, humorous or not.

My promise is that your experience with the Word Wrangler will meet or exceed your satisfaction.

Remember, I offer a number of packaging / presentation options that can add a touch of class to your poem... think of "gift baskets" for words!